“Wake up you sick, sad, sorry, sadistic son of a bitch. You recognize me?  Maybe not since i’m not 7 anymore.  Yeah mothafucka.  Look close.  You see them beautiful women over there? They’ll be the last faces your beady little eyes see bitch.  You still like beating the fuck out of women?  You still like traumatizing little girls?  Yeah bitch… gotcho ass now.  Pray bitch.  I SAID PRAY”

And just like that…. poof… he was gone.

“Indya, momma, y’ all aight?”

“We’re good. You?”

“My panties got wet off that shit.  Let’s get the fuck outta here”

“Well if you ain’t gon’ listen to me, fine.  Do what you gotta do.  I knew this day would come. But y’all know what, imma watch you smoke his ass”

What Indya and Jerrilee didn’t realize is that Indya’s mother was released from prison years ago and went back to their abusive father.  The permanent scar under her eye was a result of having to spend an extra year in prison for a fight.  She didn’t get the scar in prison, she got it when she returned home.  Punishment for making that horrible man raise Indya.  Indya cried… she remembered this woman.  She asked her if she was her mother years ago.  She asked why she didn’t tell her.  No answer.  She couldn’t answer.  What she would do, she said, was cover for them.

She wanted him dead too.

Knight-Night at the bar meant two for ones all night.  Larry’s old roommates called him down for drinks.  Larry enjoyed the time around his friends, perhaps a bit too much.

He arrived home at 5:30 am completely wasted.  Alex chose not to disturb him and kicked around a number of reasons why she shouldn’t confront him about it.  She decided to see if he would acknowledge it himself.  That is, once he woke up from his beer-induced coma.

Alex didn’t realize the process of starting a family would be so frustrating.  Larry was able to calm her nerves by reminding her they could practice every single night.  He suggested caramel corn and a bad movie to get her mind off of it.

Before the flight back home, Alex and Larry took one last walk along the stream.  Larry confessed to his wife that he was ready to start a family. 

The feeling was mutual. 

On their last day in the mountains, Larry told Alex they could do whatever she wanted.  It was the mountains after all and Alex wanted to fish.  She showed Larry all that she knew.

If you teach a man to fish…..

While still enjoying their honeymoon, Alex and Larry take in the sunrise and a hearty breakfast before taking a hike through the woods.

Alex and Larry have officially begun their honeymoon in the mountains.  There will be no sleeping in tents for this occasion, Larry secured a romantic honeymoon suite.  Larry has truly outdone himself. 

Have fun you two.

Alex wasn’t the only one whose hair needed a bit of maintenance.  With great pleasure, Alex freshened up Larry’s locs by retwisting his roots which was incredibly relaxing for him.

Alex has very, very thick hair which is why she prefers to keep it braided. However, the dreaded “wash day” was upon her.  Wash day is an all day event.  She has to moisturize first, detangle, wash, deep condition, give herself a hot oil treatment then twist it and keep it wrapped up for hours.
Although Larry was busy with his tech business, he made sure that his wife had a wonderful meal after all that work.

Alex was trying to find the perfect spot to exchange vows.  No big wedding, no big crowds.  It was becoming stressful for her.  Larry, specifically, always seemed uninterested when she was planning.  Alex tried to remind herself that Larry’s tech business was growing fast, however if she didn’t say anything, how would he know it was affecting her?

With one sarcastic remark, Larry knew.  The house was silent for the remainder of the evening.

It would appear that bug bite from her time in the mountains was more serious than Alex had originally thought.  Unfortunate, considering she and Larry are planning to elope in a few short days.

Poor Alex….

Larry’s old roommates took him out to the bar to celebrate his engagement.  They drank way more than was necessary for a gathering such as this.  After Larry won the first friendly game of foosball, his old roommates conspired to cheat.  Larry, however, caught on quick and called  them out. Fun times were had by all.

Meanwhile, as Larry made his way home, he wondered how they were managing to survive without him.

This time for date night, Larry took Alex to the next town over for the best cupcakes ever created.  The bakery was always packed so they took their order outside.

Afterwards, the two took a walk and discussed their wedding plans.

Larry is now able to pay the bills.  His IT skills have increased and he is now able to sell game mods, hack systems and do freelance work.

Well done Larry.

Alex and Larry wasted no time scheduling the photo shoot to celebrate their engagement.  The prints were immediately framed and placed on the wall.

In fact, they loved them so much, they decided to post them online to share with the world (including you!).

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You can have Alex and Larry’s engagement photos in your game too!  I recolored a converted TS2 mesh by @lina-cherie ! Thank you for your beautiful conversions!  In addition, since I’m new to recoloring, I couldn’t figure out how to change the name of the file! lol So although I have a custom thumbnail for these, they are listed as the recolors I already had in-game by @rachelssimstuff who, unfortunately, left the community but allowed her recolors to be shared. 

Included in the download link would be the mesh, my recolors and Rachel’s recolors just because you should totally have them.  Her recolors are amazing!

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Happy Simming everyone!

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While Alex loves the outdoors and wanted to return to the mountains because of it, Larry had fallen in love with Alex and wanted to make her his wife because of it.

Congratulations you two.

Alex and Larry made it back to the mountains.  Larry got started
on his famous grilled kebobs while Alex went off to explore.  She found
herself deep in the woods and in awe of the most beautiful surroundings
she’d ever seen. It took her breath away and she completely lost track of time.

Meanwhile, Larry wondered if she’d ever make it back.

Larry wondered why the bathroom smelled so nice after Alex took a bath.  She was so relaxed afterwards.  So he just started pouring salts, powders and other things from random jars he found in the bathroom into the water. 

He couldn’t handle that level of relaxation. No wonder Alex’s baths took so long.

Meanwhile, Larry has found a way to bring income into the house by programming, designing game mods and selling his plug-ins for various software programs.  Turns out, he didn’t need a regular job after all.

Good job Larry.

“This piece of shit lives in a gatdamn trailer park.  And what the fuck are you wearing Indya? This is a murder BITCH, not a haute couture funeral.”

“Fuck you J.”

“Come on Indie, let’s get this over with.”

“J, let me do it.  Please? I hate him. I HATE HIM! He used to….”

“INDIE! Keep your voice down and wipe your fucking face.  I know what he used to do to you.  And he’s about to meet his maker for that sick shit.  Now, I might let you get a lick in, but i’m unloading on him.  After what he did do you really think i’ll let YOU take the case? Now come. Thee fuck. ON.”

“Love you J….”

“Love you back big sis..”  

After consuming what quite possibly was the most epic breakfast of champions, Larry starts up a pot of coffee for Alex whom he assumed would be waking soon.  He was right.  He was also very happy lately.  He couldn’t wait to get back to the mountains with her.  She wondered what he had up his sleeve.

An executive decision has been made to return to the mountains.  Alex and Larry are very happy about going back.

Each one for different reasons, of course.

The next morning Larry had a hard time thinking about devouring his breakfast.  Rather, he was thinking about  all of the different ways he was going to devour his girlfriend later that evening.  That afternoon, they returned to their elements with Alex giving Larry some fishing tips, and Larry giving Alex some tips on proper coal heat for the perfect grilled chicken.  That evening, they spent most of their time enjoying each others’ energy.

And then Larry devoured his girlfriend.

The moving vans have long gone and everything is unpacked and put away. Furniture is arranged and paintings are hung with care.  All boxes have been recycled.  Alex and Larry are extremely exhausted after a very long week.

Goodnight you two.

As it turns out, Alex and Larry didn’t have to search far for a home.  Her neighbor had moved some time ago.  While Larry went to check out the backyard, Alex found herself lost in the vast expanse in front of her. She envisioned herself there every morning.  The back of the home was even better.  Without even looking at the interior, they knew.

Alexandria Marina Oceana Drifter and Lawrence Lloyd Lakes had found their new home.

Today is moving day for Larry! First, he had to prove to his roommates that he was, in fact, “getting some.”  Larry’s roommates were pleasantly surprised to find all of this out.  The house he shared with them soon filled with the sounds of laughter, jokes and handshakes.  They were so proud that their quiet, chess playing, slightly lazy roommate was “finally getting laid on the regular.” Of course Larry knew it only happened once.  Finally, he was sent off with much love and more beer than his bladder could handle.

Good luck to you Larry.

Thank you for all of the notes, the reblogs, the likes, the kind words, the love.  To show my appreciation I have a lovely couple I would like to share with you.  The Kramers have just met and are developing a lovely relationship so far.  You will enjoy seeing them around your various hoods.

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“Oh my god J, you don’t think he’s going to smell all this? Damn you haven’t changed.”

“You honestly think I give a fuck about his feelings? Literally, fuck his entire emotional well being.  That’s why I fucked his sister and left her ass.”

“Whaaaaa….”

“Sure did. Had that bitch in love too.  I got some new pussy now but that’s beside the point.  You still *cough* having *cough, hack, choke* them nightmares Indie?”

“Yes.  Except…. it’s not him anymore.  It’s me… me as a little girl.  And I look so disappointed.  Like I hate what I’ve become you know?”

“He’s not showing up your dreams but he’s showing up in mine.”

“You know J… you were right.  Let’s get it over with.  That son of a bitch is out here walking around like he hasn’t ruined our lives.  I want him to suffer like we did baby girl.  That mutherfucka has got to go.”

“Oh word? Bitch.  We could have saved all this sappy shit and got straight to the point!  I’ll do it.  You’re too pretty for prison Indya.  Me?  Prison is a pussy playground.”

“Indya. Bitch. You forgot you had a sister?”

“Oh my god where the fuck have you been J?”

“Minding mine.”

“How much weed you smoke today?”

“Really bitch? Same amount as the dicks you fucked this week.”

“Fuck you J”

“I’m on my way.”

Alex spent the rest of her morning centering herself, listening to the ancestors and making peace with her decision.

Self care is the best care Alex.

Alex spent her day in deep reflection.  How would Larry fit into her tiny house? She could never give up the ocean.  No way.  She looked up some potential properties and scheduled some times to tour them.  Alex wasn’t excited to move at all.  She found her perfect place along the shore and didn’t know how to feel about losing this space.

The next morning after meditating on it (and after speaking with Larry who assured her he had some money saved), she made the decision to sell her small piece of the world.

Alex was nervous about the possibility of moving in with Larry.  She hadn’t quite gotten that far in her relationships.  Larry, however, had a way with words.  Alex was won over quickly, although she doesn’t know if it was his words or the fact that he made love to her like she was made of sculpted glass that was so convincing…..

It’s about time Alex.  You deserve it.

Meanwhile, Larry was trying to convince his roommates that he might have found the one.  He was met with laughter, side-eyes, jokes, questions about his employment status (or lack thereof), why he hadn’t “hit it” yet and a plethora of other intrusive questions.  Larry decided he really needed to move.

After a nice brunch, Alex finds herself trying to decide what to do about the constant thought to rescue Larry from his roommates and invite him to live with her.  Alex doesn’t know how to feel about this at all.

With absolutely zero fucks to give or be found, Indya met up with her trusty side piece at the club.  Indya consumed entirely too much alcohol and found a fuck.  In the closet.

Payback is a bitch Trent.

“What are we even doing Trent?  What is this?”

“You know what it is Indya.  It’s what you do best.  We fuckin.”

“WHAT? So fuck my feelings?”

“Who you foolin’ Indya? You aint’ got no feelings.”

“Fuck you! FUCK YOU! You don’t even know me? You don’t know me Trent?”

“Yeah, I do.  And so do half of the brothas in this city.”

When Larry came to thank Alex for a wonderful time in the mountains, he came on strong.  Alex was apprehensive.  So… she sat him down and explained that she was nervous, she really liked his company and she couldn’t technically be his girl until he met her frogs.  They had dinner, Larry was introduced to the frogs, washed up the dinner dishes and he promised her before he left that he would not disappoint her.  No more emails? No more emails.

Back home, Alex spent some time identifying some of the plants and bugs she collected in the mountains and brewing up some remedies for various ailments.

Alex and Larry were having a great time enjoying the mountains in the company of each other.  From early morning, stimulating campfire conversations to burnt mouths from too hot marshmallows, bug invasions and some friendly competition playing horseshoes.  Alex is convinced that tickling her while it was her turn was totally cheating.  Alex is also convinced that Larry is a pretty awesome guy for respecting her boundaries without question.

Larry learned some things about Alex as well.  He learned her real name is Alexandria Marina Oceana Drifter.  She loves nature, reading and geeking out about science fiction shows and fish.  She’s never been lucky around people and is terribly awkward around men in particular.  He also discovered that behind all of that, there was a gentle soul longing for the touch of a man. 

Or so he thought…..

Alex preferred separate tents.

Alex learned a lot about Larry on their first night in the mountains.  She learned his entire name was Lawrence Lloyd Lakes.  Alex found this hilarious, the sucker for alliteration that she is.  She also found out why he sent that email.  Apparently he thought she wouldn’t be interested in a guy who lives with a bunch of drunk roommates and can’t find a job.  Alex thought it was rather nice for a man to admit his insecurities even if the delivery failed.

Somehow Larry managed to convince Alex to take a trip to the mountains.  He said he’d explain his recent behavior when they got there.

Be careful Alex.

Alex began her day fishing for her dinner.  Only to return home to find Larry waiting for her.  What is it with the people in this town just showing up at your house?  Alex gave her a piece of her mind about that sad excuse of an email, the fact that he even sent it via email and how it would please her muchly if he promptly removed himself from her breathing space.  Alex was proud of herself.

Don’t stay up too late studying those herbs Alex.

It was innocent enough.  Ellis just wanted to know if his neighbor noticed the abundance of bears at the local pubs.  While Alex had no idea that “Come on in” meant a strange man would see her in her night clothes.  She thought it was Larry.  In fact, when this Ellis guy showed up she was checking her emails for a response from Larry that never came.  Alex entertained Ellis the best she could.  Alex hoped he’d be the last stranger to come waltzing up to her door.

Ellis has only been in the neighborhood for a week.  After almost setting his house on fire he figured he’d check out the bar and have a much needed beer.  Ellis has concluded that this town is creepy as fuck.

Alex receives a very cryptic email from Larry.  Apparently he doesn’t want to lead her on while he ties up some loose ends in his life. 

At least they had the sunset.

Goodnight Alex.

That look when your ex shows up at your house smelling like sweat and axe body spray at 3am and starts eating your last plate of macaroni and you start questioning your purpose in life.

Larry asked to take Alex out.  Expecting the typical dinner and a movie, he was shocked when she suggested they watch the sunset from the Bluffs.  Alex is very shy.  Alex is awkward around people. Larry appreciated that.  Alex allowed her shell to crack just a tiny bit.  As you should Alex, as you should.

Alex met Larry at the park today.  It was rather awkward for her at first.  She warmed up quickly, however, as Larry was quite the charmer.  Alex is thinking she’d like to introduce him to her pet frog.