“I mean, going out to eat is cool and all.  In fact, I can’t wait to get a job at one of the restaurants after school. But, can someone please explain to me how one day I was peeing on myself and sleeping in a crib and waking up the next with homework and getting on a school bus at 8am? Like, how did I learn to walk or talk or use a toilet? A fork? Hold a pencil for goodness sake!”

“He’s got a point Alex”

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