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Dirk is at the top of his career and is now an Extraterrestrial Explorer!  Nice, but he’s an asshole to work with.  Always zapping people and turning them into something completely different.  Cloning people without their permission.  Stealing dead aliens on his space missions……

But now, it’s time to visit another world.  Sixam (Maxis backwards, derp), where he just might find that beautiful purple lady who impregnated him years ago.

by Cin

Dirk finally got promoted to MAD SCIENTIST!  So he celebrated with his best friend, conducted some experiments and caught some aliens.

by Cin

After finally receiving a signal back from attempting alien contact through his new wormhole, the first words he heard were….

“Hey dad, heard you were looking for me?”

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Sooooooooooooooo, Dirk FINALLY got his wormhole invention completed.  Upon testing it he realized it wasn’t quite ready yet and needed some fine tuning.

In the meantime, he was missing Lily like crazy and couldn’t wait for the possibility to see how much she’s grown.

*sniff…*

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Dirk’s new invention is a Cloning Machine.  He successfully cloned a rose.

Then he successfully caught himself on fire.  Again….

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Apparently there is no such thing as “protection” in outer space.  Dirk soon found himself with a little alien life form growing in his gut.  He gave birth to Lily soon after and decided it was best for her to go back to her home world… promising to one day see her again..

by Cin