a3ru:

Cigarette Accessory for YAM & YAF.

‘even sims have addictions too.’

Left hand version.

All necessary lodes

Custom CAS thumbnail.

2 Versions Un-lit & Un-ashed

Found under Accessories/Jewelry/Rings

Please don’t edit or redistribute without asking my permission first!

Happy Simming!

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by Cin

Remember how I had said that once I reach 200 followers I’d share a sim? Well, until I get a better handle on packaging them, I’ve released Tree to the gallery. Remember Tree? lol

199 followers is close enough!  Thank you guys for your compliments, following my little Joey and keeping up with my blog.  I’m an artist, and i’m sensitive about my shit (E. Badu circa 1998).

Gallery Handle: MrsConley16

Eyes

http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=535354

Hair

https://www.tumblr.com/search/blvcklifesimz

Skin

http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=539115

Eyebrows

http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=539043

Facial Hair

http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=534049

by Cin

Welcome to the world Joseph Reece Markham Jr. !!

(aka JDubb, Junior, JJ, Lil Joey, etc. etc.)

That’s right! After three beautiful girls, Joey and Eloise welcomed a handsome son to their family.  Eloise was beside herself.  He was perfect!  After the worst labor of her life, she was just in awe at how much beauty she and Joey created.  Through tears, she yelled out that it was a boy.  When Joey heard the sound of the B in the word boy he almost caught the holy ghost….. They were words he had been waiting to hear for years now.

He stared at his son like he was looking at his own reflection.  He told his son about all the fun they were going to have cracking jokes, fishing, barbequing and ganging up on the girls.

Awwwww Joey.

by Cin

“…catch him solo, make the right man bleed…” – Nas

Consider these basic instructions fam.

Patience is a virtue.

Hold fast.  Just wait. 

When you rush, you fuck up.

Hold fast.

You get bored. You pace the floor.

You check your watch.

Hold fast.

Be easy….

He’s coming.

Breathe out slow….

Keep your adrenaline in check

Turn out the lights, don’t move.

Get in position.

He’s coming.

The wait is over

Hold fast.

Be easy.

Steady now, cock it slow

Wait for it…. he won’t even know

Close one eye, hold your target.

Aim…. peel that wig back… leave

No need to rush, go out the way you came in

Be easy

Who you running from?

If you followed, he should be DOA

Any questions?

by Cin

So when I hit two hunnid followers, I think i’ll release some sims for 4.  Anyone know where I can find a tutorial to package them rather… Read more

by Cin

El’s water broke right at the dinner table, this time labor came with a force and fury that she hadn’t experienced with her girls.

Let us just take a moment and bow our heads for poor Eloise….

Joey tried to provide as much comfort as he could before Pete got there to pick up the girls but nothing was working.  Eloise was writhing and screaming in pain, there was no way they were going to make it to the hospital.  This revelation completely freaked Joey the freak out. 

Peter finally arrived and he and Joey got the girls’ things and packed them up.  They’d be spending the weekend with Peter and Cherry. However, by this time, Eloise had managed to get to the master bedroom where she planned to deliver the baby. 

She prayed, she cursed… she cried… Labor was never this intense before.. EVER.

Poor Eloise…

by Cin

We all knew this would happen right?  Number four is officially on it’s way.  Will it be a son for Joey? Or another daughter looking exactly like Eloise?  We shall soon find out…

Meanwhile, El has been quite busy in her garden.  She’s got mushrooms, sage, basil, grapes, onions, carrots, potatoes, dragonfruit, plantains, lemons, apples, strawberries, blackberries, pears, lillies, blue bells, chrysanthemums, even some hybrid plants like bonsai berries and orchids!  Her roses are immaculate.

All this while managing to make it to the top ranks of her career as a chef and taking care of three beautiful daughters and one amazing husband.

You go girl. You just go.

by Cin

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“Where are you from?”… “Where is your mother from?” “Who do you live with?” “You got any felonies?” “Have you ever had sex?” “Name five things about my daughter that you like and you better not say shit about her body.”

The questions were coming like rapid gunfire from both Joey AND Peter and poor Lola was horrified. 

“What is your mother’s maiden name?” “How old are you? 16? You ain’t 16.”

Troy was on the verge of tears as he left telling Lola he’d see her at school.  Meanwhile, Joey and Peter were CRACKING UP at themselves!

Lola was pissed off.  It was the first time she’d ever yelled at her dad.  She left the table and didn’t speak to her dad OR uncle Joey for a week.  But oh well, she’ll get over it.  Joey and Uncle Pete need to make sure she’s in good hands amirite?

by Cin

Well, that “number three” that was in El’s uterus turned out to be a sweet little girl named Piper.  Joey, yet again, was head over heels in love (but secretly wondered if he could only produce sperm that wore little pink bows on their little sperm heads).

Piper was a good baby, she hardly cried and delivering her was a breeze according to Eloise.  Piper grew up into a very smart and beautiful little girl just like her older sisters.

Audrey was just a few years older than her and was excelling in school.  Audrey is at the top of her class earning straight A’s all the time!  She always did her homework on time and always did extra credit.

Audrey is not pictured in the family pic at the end because she had to take an angry poop.  But I digress….

Anyone else find it odd that Joey invited Uncle Pete over at the same time Lola invited Troy over?

….. some shit is about to go down up in the Markham house….

Poor Troy.

by Cin

simsgonebye:

Sims Gone Bye turned 2 today! It’s been a wild ride, and I’ve met some really cool folks on here. Shoutout to applekissims treason-and-plot damagedsims mochasims mochasimlatte shesasimmer23 simsinluxury cinamun yayasimblr simplykitab flackosims genericrobot blondechaos dropkicksims simsxolove redplumbobdistrict fallensims chillsimmer do-the-sim-thing ganjasims urbansimmer bonana-sims captainsimerica umneferious vay2008 whimsy-pix tumblinrob rollo-rolls napoleonfrost

Thanks for just being awesome people in general and making my day a bit brighter for seeing your wonderful pictures, stories and comments. Byeeeeee. <3

Happy birthday!!!! And thank you!

by Cin

Lola wasn’t the only one growing up…. 

Troy was a friend she’d known since 3rd grade.  As they got older, she started to see him as just a little bit more than a friend.  The feeling was certainly mutual.  Whenever they could, they hung out.

Of course this did not go unnoticed by Joey who desperately wanted to meet this dude.

When he finally did, he could have ripped his face off and fed it to him.  It’s not that Troy was a bad guy, it’s just… you see…

No one “dates” his Lolaboo.  No one.

Poor Joey…

by Cin

These two….

Can’t keep their hands off each other as usual.  And, yes, that is #3 in Eloise’s uterus. Lawdamercy….

That last pic?  The look on your face when you are about to get #datass

by Cin

It won’t be long now. 

Lola is about to grow up ya’ll!  But first, she was content with spending as much time just being a kid as possible.  She had become best friends with Christy and her two sisters.  Always at the park.  Always on the monkey bars.  I mean, who doesn’t enjoy trips to the park with their homegirls?

Eloise had become a star in the kitchen since you last heard from her.  I mean, she’s been throwing DOWN.  Lobster dishes? Lamb chops? Say whaaaaaaaaat?  As long as Joey kept bringing home those dollar bills, El could pull off anything she wanted in the kitchen.

So let’s see.. Lola is growing up, El is doing her thang.  And Baby Audrey?  Well, as you can see, she is no longer “baby” Audrey.  She has grown up. Wiping her butt by herself and everything. One thing about Audrey is she absolutely adores her big sister.  She follows her everywhere, does everything Lola does.  She wants to be just like her.  Time will surely tell.

Oh and Peter?  He was designated babysitter while El and Joey worked.  If you needed to know any of the playground gossip, go to Pete. 

He’s got the goods!

by Cin

Lola has been working on her collection.  There are several more not pictured.  She loves the outdoors and collecting is something she is certainly, VERY interested in.

by Cin

bebebrillit:

NEW MESHES FOR U TO RECOLLOR!!!!!!!!

the meshes even have the bump for ur real males 

condisions: if u recollor any of my creations u have to upload them for others 2 download

i dont care if u use adfly 

give me credits for the meshes 

REBLOG!!!!

  https://www.dropbox.com/s/ylvesoym9686q52/brillit_ymBottom_ShortsLongLoose.package?dl=0

  https://www.dropbox.com/s/7u8hyht5bdfxxyn/brillit_ymBottom_PantsAthletic.package?dl=0

  https://www.dropbox.com/s/99f6w0g4bh22ld5/brillit_ymBottom_ShortShorts.package?dl=0

by Cin

Sims 4 wish list: -Real feet -More ethnic hairs (fades, tapers, braids, locks, twists, etc) -Kicks for females (my lady girls need Jordans too….) Everything else can… Read more

by Cin

A day in the life of Joey and his family. 

Pretty soon, Lola will be buying pimple cream and maxi pads.  At least she has her best friend Christy to go to the store with.  And now that baby Audrey is getting bigger, Joey is planning on remodeling Lolaboo’s room. 

……and probably dropping the “boo” from her name too. 

Poor Joey.

She’s getting a little too big for all the toys.  Even if she will be sharing a room with her sister, she’ll need her own “big girl” space.  She’s also a B student now after much hard work.  No really, that’s REALLY hard! 

by Cin

-plays TS4-

theboywhosimmed: *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot* *pause**takes screenshot*  Basically.

by Cin

bebebrillit:

thired of having ur sims looking bald with a cheap ass wig misplaced on there head?

then i bring u BABY HAIR!!!

the 1st one is just black but feel free to recolor

the rest comes in 22 colors

the 4rth is inspired by fka twigs

there as the dolphin foot tattoo (NO REPLACEMT)

and u can match them with evry hair u want

ill be making alot more 

REBLOG!!! YAY

https://www.dropbox.com/s/3yigdv1l8iu8d25/babyhair.package?dl=0 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/373fktejf9w60bo/brillit_bh1.package?dl=0 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qa3xfm7k673auo4/brillit_bh2.package?dl=0 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/v6bo9hh11le13a7/brillit_bh3.package?dl=0 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/49amidn9kdmkqkx/brillit_bh8.package?dl=0

by Cin

Well well well… let’s revisit Joey and his growing family shall we?  How HAVE they been???!!

So let’s see.. Lola has been doing incredible in school thanks to daddy’s hands-on approach to parenting.  You see those red bags under his eyes?  Hard day at work, but does he let Lola know that? No way… he knew his work was paying off when he would catch her off in a corner somewhere curled up with a book of her own…

….. But she was growing up.  And learning about chat rooms… and training bras… and *gasp* periods….

She met a boy online named Adam.  Apparently he was in the same school but a grade higher than her… they sometimes met during lunch at one of the benches by the river… You realize they had to sneak out of school to do this right?  Right. 

Joey is about to lose his damn mind…

Poor Joey.

Oh, and Eloise?  Business as usual!  She was either in her garden or her kitchen and she was a freakin’ BOSS in each one.  She started working part time and was trying to wrap her mind (and body) around this whole working mom business.  It was HARD.

So that’s pretty much it… Nothing too exciting happening for Joey….

Except… for, you know….

HIS NEW BABY!  He didn’t get his dear son, but he got something even more precious, another darling daughter; Audrey Rain Markham.

Awwww Joey….

by Cin

Labor for baby number two has officially begun and this time, it came with a vengeance! 

Poor Joey, all he could do was stand around and smile.  When El went into labor Joey was like a little kid full of excitement.  El was about to slap the shit out of him because, you know, labor hurts… but he offered to massage her to help.  It most certainly helped.

Off to the hospital they went, ready to welcome home Lola’s new baby brother or sister.

by Cin

Things in the Markham household went on as usual with the exception of Eloise’s ever-growing bump.  Seems like this time around her belly was much larger.. Isn’t there a thing about second babies showing bigger and earlier than the first?  Well, it was definitely happening…

But Eloise is a trooper and she kept her garden in immaculate condition.  She would even talk to her plants which was nice when her husband was at work or Lolaboo was at school.

The first thing Joey did when he came home was go directly to El, he almost always found her in the bathroom. 

After dinner, when everyone was getting ready to sleep, the baby would kick poor El right in the crotch… all the pregnancy websites called it “lightning crotch”.  El didn’t remember those kinds of kicks with Lola, but this baby was making bedtime an extremely difficult situation.

She loved talking with Joey about all the different girly names she was thinking of but Joey just sat there with the side-eye.  Joey knew damn well there was a penis on his fetus,  Or at least he hoped anyway.

El could get no relief no matter what she did.  Showering only helped so much, eating never did.  It seemed as if this baby would be coming any day now…..

by Cin

aroundthesims:

Around the Sims 4 | Socks for kids

If, by any luck, there’s still of you who think I’m a rather sane person, this update might make you change your mind!

I went crazy with socks for kids. Lots of socks for kids. Different heights, different colors, different patterns… When I was drawing these, I was wondering “geeeesh, but who needs socks for kids, serioulsly?!”, and you know what? I do! So much that I’m trying to make them for Sims 3 too now. *chuckle*

DOWNLOAD HERE

by Cin

I totally thought he looked like Usher too!  *starts singing confessions*

by Cin

Baby number two is officially on the way and Joey couldn’t be happier.  He was absolutely THRILLED.  Two down, three to go.  He could have peed right in his pants when El broke the news.

His boys he had to calm down a bit.  They weren’t so thrilled.  In unison they chimed “Already?  Didn’t you just HAVE a baby?”  But they knew Joey and they knew he was a family man.

And Lolaboo? She was so happy she couldn’t stop singing about her little baby sister or brother.  She sang to her pet tetra Gilda, she sang to that damn frog she hated, and she sang to the gigantic dino her daddy won at the fair for her.

All was well in the Markham household.

by Cin

Seriously.

Fixing shit around the house without being asked.  Reading to his daughter every night.  Taking her to the park on his days off and still managing to find time to make out with his wife after a hard day’s work.

Perfect husband, perfect father.  Is Joey really that perfect?

I mean really…..

by Cin

So while Lolaboo was busy making friends, her parents were busy making babies…

So nasty.  Just shameful!  I don’t EVEN want to know what Eloise is doing under that blanket… with her freaky self. 

She been drankin…..WATAMELON…..

Go girl.

by Cin

Things were going very well for the Joey and his sweet little family.  The only thing that would make life better would be a dog.  But for some reason,  Joey noticed no one in the neighborhood had a pet… how odd.

Lolaboo (as her daddy called her and “Lolabear” as her mommy called her) was learning the ropes of being a little girl.  She could stay home alone, get her own food and was becoming quite the artist!

And Eloise?  Still a BOSS in the kitchen!  In fact, now that Lolabear was older, she decided to put her skills to the test by getting a job at a 5 star restaurant.  She started washing dishes and now she’s HEAD dishwasher!

You GO El, you just go.

Joey and Eloise managed to spend as much time together as they could now with their busy schedules.  Life had changed so much for them.  Joey’s career was flying and El’s was just starting.  Lolabear had her own needs trying to make friends and get her homework done.  What a difference a child makes!  Joey loved the outdoors as did El, so fishing and gardening were their main methods of bonding time…

Well that, and sex… lots and lots of sex.

You see, Joey and El decided to start trying for another baby and well… pregnancy test after pregnancy test showed that their efforts were not working.  This was taking quite a toll on Eloise.  She was worried that she couldn’t have more children.  She was an only child… what if she took after her mother?  Joey on the other hand was a little more optimistic.  When it is time for another baby, he will come (because he needed son so damn bad).  He could always make El feel better about it. 

They decided, together, that they would no longer focus on trying and just woohoo for the hell of it!

This made Joey happy.  VERY happy.  Get your woohoo on homie.

by Cin

Ahh yes, Lola finally grew up.  It’s almost as if she skipped right through the toddler years and straight into elementary school…. how odd.

El was so much in love!  Every time she hugged little Lola it was as if she was hugging herself.  She wanted to do it all over again.  Funny how that works… as soon as they grow on ya, you start missing those teeny weeny babies again.

But I digress….

Lola loved her new room!! Frogs? Not so much… but daddy found it and thought it would be a nice touch.  Speaking of daddy, he and Pete built that fancy addition onto their house.  You see, there was no way Joey was giving up his office.  That’s the only he was able to bring home $800 a day!

Took about a week (and more of Joey’s savings than he would care to discuss thank you very much) and some intense labor (bazinga!) to get everything ready for Lola to grow up.

Lola got her smarts from her mother.  After checking out her room, she sat right down at her desk and started her homework that magically appeared in her box of stuff and coincidentally needed to be completed before she started school… how odd.

Joey spent most of his time in her room.  Lola was the love of his life and the best doll house player, like, ever.  She totally had the doll game down.

She got her amazing personality from her daddy and she just LOVED chatting it up with ‘ol uncle Pete! 

Bedtime approached, but since it was her birthday, El and Joey decided to let Lola stay up late.  I mean, it was a celebration!  Eloise baked cookies and everything!

Peter teased her about changing her stinky diapers, and she teased right back about wearing no socks and bright blue shoes. 

She gets that wild sense of humor from her dad.  After all, he brings home the bacon from his sense of humor!

The Markhams ladies and gentlemen…

by Cin

Life as a new father was going pretty good for Joey!  He had started working off all that baby weight and it was starting to show!

Go Jo-eeeey Go Joey GO!

He even built up the confidence to try and sweet talk El into having another baby right away.  Now, listen… El loved her some Joey but she would be damned if she went through labor again so soon. 

Stop playin’ Joey.  Sit down Joey.  Take several seats Joey.

Besides all that pressure, Joey was happy with the one he had already.  He took over night time feedings.  When El woke up for the day, she just stared and admired her sweet daughter Lola, knowing she would be a big girl soon.  Joey and El even showed Petey how to feed her!

Eloise nursed as much as she could.  She was so amazed by the life she and Joey created.  She was sure that in no time, Lola would be running around and wouldn’t be this tiny any more.

Awwwww Lola

by Cin

theyoungenzo:

playerswonderland:

icrvesims:

pixeliaqua:

alfcohol:

The Sims 4 Model Animation (Alpha Testing)

awsome 🙂 

This is AWESOME omg i cant x3

lol holy shit the boobs even jiggle aha

Woow,  the animation looks so fucking smooth, it’s soo well! Even the hair moves with the animation. Next thing we need is a Poseplayer in our games.

GIVE MEEEEE

Are you kidding me right now?!
Yooooooooooooooo!

by Cin

I couldn’t get away with snooping on him for too long.  I knew that.
  This was all my fault.

Thing is, he never came in my room.  But he did this time…

I was busted… I had all of his information on the screen, all of the history, everything that was missing.  Everything he wouldn’t tell me…

His words echoed in my head, deep and raspy “What are you doing?”

The hair rose on the back of my neck as if satan himself was in the room with me.  He came closer… he smelled of alcohol..

  I didn’t bother shutting down the computer, I hit the power button so fast I chipped my nail.  That nail was the least of my worries..

“How could you do that to me?” “You’re snooping on me?"  "HUH?”

The tone of his voice changed from monotone to outright fury as the room began to swirl.  He grabbed at me, I told him to stop it… he told me he couldn’t trust me. I told him I had to know.

I don’t remember much after that, really.  Only that the son of a bitch ordered a pizza as I lay bleeding and unconscious in the next room.

by Cin

I read all I needed to know anyway…

By now, he was probably out for payback.  Prison does strange things to people.  Every time he left, I would envision him at some big money strip club, the kind all the high rollers hang out at, waiting for a package.  Could be money, could be drugs.  Who knew.

He’d sit.  And he’d wait.

Then I imagine some rich cat would meet him at some agreed upon time.

Except there’s a twist.  The rich guy doesn’t want to play the game… He wants to try and have his cake and eat it too.

Then I see him getting dirty, real dirty.  The internet search I found mentioned murder so he had to have a pistol.  But would he kill again? Or use it to prove a point…?

The point being … he’s back. 

He’s back and not to be fucked with.

….. This is not the man I once knew.

by Cin

Three questions….

Why did you lie? Why did you leave? What happened to you?

It was as if someone pressed record and kept playing the same scenes over and over again. 

We argue, he leaves, I lock myself in my bathroom.

Why did I let him back? Why do I care so much?

Fuck all of it.

I’m done.

by Cin

The problem with having an amazing sexual chemistry with your ex is that, when the relationship is over, the chemistry doesn’t go away…

…… and I hated him for it.

by Cin

Pete didn’t know much about babies, but he knew all about women…

One woman in particular.  Things between him and Cherry were heating up faster than a stripper in the locker room of a SFL team…

by Cin

Well…

Joey and Eloise were released from the hospital just this morning with a little someone new.  After 37 hours 7 minutes and 8 seconds of hard back labor, Lola Marie Markham made her way into the world.

Joey and El were so happy to be home with her.

El couldn’t sleep in the hospital with all the adrenaline she had been experiencing but the warmth and familiarity of her bed put her right to sleep.  And that’s when Joey took over. It took him a little while to figure out what to actually do with babies.  He wasn’t sure how to hold little Lola and he was afraid he’d break her.

Awwwww Joey…

Things came natural to Eloise.  Lola nursed like a champ and was a very easy baby.

Peter came over bearing gifts and well.. he didn’t know the first thing about babies…

Poor Petey.

by Cin

doitforthesims: *Installs this fix for Tumblr, comes back to my dash, pictures are back to the awesome quality they were before the layout update*

by Cin