Troy and Eleanor had a pretty hot relationship. They are young and full of horny. Troy however never paid attention to his father’s very important “talk” about protection. As if on cue, Troy’s mom came to visit just as he was leaving for work and just as Eleanor was about to blow chunks all over the kitchen.
“You smell like fertilized eggs sweetheart”
“Um… Mrs. David, I have no idea what you…”
“Oh come on Eleanor! I’ve had 8 babies. I can smell a fertilized egg in Oasis Springs! Anyway, gotta get back home. CONGRATULATIONS! Now get working on that wedding!”
After a quick trip to the store for a test, Eleanor realized that Mrs. David was absolutely right…