Alex took Larry to celebrate his transition that evening. With a nod to the waitress, they were soon looking into the flames of candles that would take Larry into the next phase of his life. Flanked by his beautiful wife and their neighbors, Clara and Bjorn (of which Clara has the biggest crush on Larry unbeknownst to her husband) who just happened to be vacationing as well, Larry wished for one thing: to live long enough to see his grandchildren grow up.
And just like that……
“See, told you baby. Just a little more gray.”
“A little? Isn’t my hair supposed to gradually turn white? Also, why does my back just randomly give out now?”
“Shhh enjoy the fire sweetheart.”
“Well fine, but later I fully anticipate making sure it (points to crotch) still works.”
Things Fall Apart 