Things Fall Apart

Alex has always been very subtle with her husband.  This wasn’t because she wasn’t concerned, it was just her nature.  Alex loved her husband no matter what, but she was a wellness guru and as such, when she noticed her dear Larry putting the pounds back on, she made sure to keep fresh juice and salads (her specialties were fruit salad and superfood salad) on deck at all times.  Larry often ignored the fresh-from-the-garden fare his wife conveniently left in the fridge for him to grab the less healthy meals he prepared while she slept… sneaky Larry, very sneaky…

Leo? Not so subtle….

“Dad, that gut tho… is it beer, baby or biscuits?”

“Can your ass cash that check your mouth just wrote young man?”